Aunt, uncle, turkey.

I haven't seen this much nationalism since, oh, 1933.

Sabine at the cabin, eating my dad's GORP (Good Old Raisins and Peanuts).

My dad at his cabin, not eating gorp.

Sabine as Lakota Sioux near Salida.

Measuring tape as bracelet ($34, sterling silver).

Brother at the aquarium.

Very well trained sharks in the shark tank.

Girlfriend as rich rancher's wife.

Fat Andy's Burritos.

Fat Andy.

How to get around those pesky open container laws.

... tourists.