I guess I should be posting the crap I write for the Ex-Berliner here.

The campaign poster the Greens shoulda had:

Aaron, 31, Mario, 3 and Indy, 15 months, are walking down the driveway in Krk.
"Ba, ba, ba," says Indy.
"Hey Mario," Aaron asks, "You understand what he's saying?"
"Of course," Mario says looking straight ahead. "He wants to play tennis."

We went to Croatia:

(Some of these pictures plus more are on Aaron's site. 'Cause, like, we stayed with him and his wife there.)