28 September 2001


First there was this column in the Guardian. Then Marc answered with this (who knows if they'll publish it): From pouty teenager to package tourist: Julie Burchill may have come a long way, but English attitudes toward Germany apparently haven't. As I read her anti-German diatribe last week, I was disappointed, but unfortunately not surprised, to see another such vitriol-filled rant emanating from Britain. Though Burchill only suffered from her own poor judgment to go on a cheap Canary Islands package holiday where Germans with equally poor taste vacation, I think she hit upon the reason why so many Britons have a visceral hate for Germany: The ugly sides of both nations are remarkably similar. Could it be deep-rooted self-loathing that bubbles to the surface when English anti-German feeling come into play? In my own experience, British beery louts -- specifically English louts -- have done more to ruin Spain as a perfectly good holiday vacation than the Germans ever could hope to. Most surprising was that the Guardian published Burchill's piece and not some kraut-bashing publication like the Daily Telegraph. Surely her poor time in Canaries must be evidence the Hun are succeeding in taking over the European Union! Were Germans not white, Burchill's comments would be considered overtly racist. That is unfortunate, since her sentiments are not so different from the German attitudes half a century ago, which led to the concentration camp pictures that haunted her as a nine year-old. Perhaps next holiday she should just go to Blackpool where she can avoid those nasty foreign-types altogether.

19 September 2001


Coupla art shows:

CDs from old mixed cassettes.

What the viewer could see.

What the participant could see.

At Gallerie Neurotitan I was a goat.

18 September 2001


"Unterwegs sehe ich aus dem Fenster, und ich muß wieder mal erkennen, daß keine Stadt in Deutschland häßlicher und abstoßender is als Frankfurt, nicht mal Salzgitter oder Herne." ("In the taxi I look out the window and realize again that no German city is uglier or more repulsive than Frankfurt -- not even Salzgitter or Herne.") From Faserland by Christian Kracht

17 September 2001


A friend in LA asked me to tell her what was up in Germany at the moment. This is what I wrote: To begin with, I haven't seen so many American flags since the Bicentennial, and Berlin rarely identifies with anything but itself. It's a given that European liberal intellectuals unquestioningly oppose U.S. foreign policy. Taking that into account, my girlfriend Thursday said she was shocked at her own feelings. "I've never supported the U.S. in anything and suddenly I find myself giving them unflinching support for whatever they do." This sounds a bit negative but truly wasn't. Everyone here is shocked. Chancellor Schroeder the other day in front of parliament (stealing comments, I think) said, today, we are all Americans. And it's something I see. Every street into the American embassy (now you can only get within a block) is covered with candles and flowers. The tabloids, which here are the paper of choice, printed center spreads with American flags. Friday, there was a demonstration to show "solidarity" with Americans. I'm guessing there were 50,000 people for a not especially well publicized event. Solidarity is pretty much the most flattering gesture a socialist Germany can make. Chancellor Schroeder, President Johannes Rau (effectively the vice president) and U.S. ambassador Dan Coats were all there with the rote singing of Amazing Grace. There, too, I've never seen so many U.S. flags. The government is already talking about military support. This is the left-wing socialist government, mind you, of a country that can't be any more pacifistic. Go into a bar here looking for a fight and you're likely to get your cab home paid, not a bloody nose. Parliament barely approved troops for Macedonia. The minority conservative CDU is asking for funding for whatever comes. The only thing the Germans are afraid of is all-out war. WW III. They're afraid we'll react with emotion rather than reason and not be so mindful of the true world situation. They also want all the information on who did what before we act. It's easy to be rational in Germany, we're thousands of miles from NYC. But nobody here wants another world war, for obvious reasons. Here's a pic from the Friday rally, I went with my buddy Benninghoff from Berliner Morgenpost (notice the flags on the Reichstag are at half mast): 50,000

13 September 2001


The U.S. Embassy in Berlin: And, hey, PDS mayoral candidate Gysi was there too: douchebag

09 September 2001


Architecture

06 September 2001


BZ


Mmmmm. German breakfast.

05 September 2001


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04 September 2001


Bruce_Lee


IF the boss comes to town THEN GOTO dinner

03 September 2001


Kippen


This is unbelievable. Consider these slashes of genius for rescuing the German economy: "Step two: on the second day, decree an immediate ban on the wearing of ties by civil servants and employees of government ministries. This would extend the new economy's only lasting achievement to the public sector. Working culture would change instantly and dramatically. Step three - the most radical one: three weeks later, table a bill banning the use of Sie, the formal term of address, after January 2003. Henceforth all Germans would address each other with the familiar Du." Taska points out civil servants don't wear ties.

02 September 2001


Pesto